So I wrote last night that I had to take care to get this desk home safely. I declined opportunities to explore dirt roads with my camera last night because I didn't want to ruin the desk. I took mediocre pictures for the sake of this desk. I went home stressed and uninspired about my photography so that I could deliver this desk safely. All this for a desk.
So you know what kind of desk this is that I didn't want to ruin it, here is a picture of it.
Turns out, it didn't fit in my garage. All that for nothing! At least it was free.